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otrdiena, maijs 24, 2011

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Q: if a guy sleeps with 20 girls, he's "fucking cool"
but if a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a "fucking hoe"

A: You see..
If a key can open a lock, it's a good lock.
But if a key can open a lot of locks, it's a fucking awesome key. The 'master key'.
But if a lock can be opened by a lot of keys, it's a fucking bad lock.

A: I don't call a guy "fucking cool", I call him a "fucking tool" and hope he gets AIDS.

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